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“Hallo, is this the Screamy Intern?”
Oh yeah babe, who you be?
This is an angel, calling from a certain Media House and i want to congratulate you for passing the aptitude test…
Oh- that aptitude test that tested my testis? Great!
You welcome. I wanted to inform you…
2:30? PM or AM?
2:30 pm
This hussler’s phone is literally naked; it’s bila a keypad (you press the keys by instinct), outer covering and is quite sensitive as some keys sends it to instant sleep. However, this morning, it sent some good vibes down this sorrowful screamy soul. It’s offi-sho. Kesho 2:30 pm the Lord be with me, I shall sit before a panel of non-shitty head head-eaters for some grueling grill. As the first hurdle has been cleared,I can only look forward to clear the next one.
This comes after a relatively shitty semester for me. C.R.I.S.I.S. has been my middle name, licking my wounds like those dogs in the Bible I got. I’ve not been in the best of shapes. Even so, I’ve managed to wiggle through successfully. But if it is not well, with my soul, not even the beautiful words can smother that which is gnawing inside me. No wonder my relation-shits are that: shitty.
Anyway, that time of the year is back as you can tell from the last update of this blog.I did not want to intern again, and worse, not at the same place i was. However, for this big organization, without the papers (I’m yet to graduate) it seems easiest way for a young undergrad to make their way up is through interning.
Honestly, I’m ready to settle for that now, even as i free-style write for other media opportunities (even a porn rag as an anon. writer 
te, he- naughty!)
Lets see how it goes down.
~Screamintern)))))
