Interns are regarded to be at the bottom of the food chain, so everyone thinks its their absolute right to trample on them. In the office, you are given such duties as cleaning the toilet, utensils, vacuum cleaning all dust that accumulated over the office and well- just any errands on any senior’s head. Here, things are a bit fair. At least, I have been able to escape such tasks for the past three weeks. Needlessly to say, I keep off these paths even if it means being late. I let you in on the tit bits that happened on the sins of a misguided member post. Apparently, there was some guy soiling the toilet seat with his wee wee—and that definitely had to be a jamaa. Quick maths said that I was the guy on the spotlight, why? Because I am practically the only guy around, save for the boss his kiddo son who sits beside me (of course, those are out of this blame by any means, loo diplomatic immunity, I guess) and the office messenger-cum-magazine circulation manager…who is an old guard here—so it left out yours truly sticking out like a sore thumb. My reaction? I was completely dumb founded to say anything. Yaani me making the toilet seat uncomfy for members of the opposite sex who are obviously the victims coz they have to warm the seat when nature calls?
Hmm…I just watched on the embarrassing moment pass on, jokingly brushed aside and almost swore never to step into that loo…but again, what can I say, well, may be train my member to aim more carefully? Ha!
Meanwhile, i snubbed office tea since I knew not how the procurement process runs here. Previously, I preferred to chat up mama chai outside the office as to pay for what I take, but I had to outsource this service after, wait for this, realizing (actually overhearing office wags say) that she is ‘kinda very unhygienic’. Now I visit a nearby police station’s canteen—taking the time for a peaceful puff.
Pssstt…boss just passed by, let me busy myself with something else as I eagerly wait to hear what he has to say about my progress.
C ya.
- Screaming intern.
Kwani, how few are you in this office?
tuko mtu ka hashu ivi…i think i like it that way…i have to hog all attention, lol!